From the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, which is brimming with great words in a fantastic order.
I’m sorry I could make the letters neither larger nor friendlier, though do they do square up rather nicely, don’t you think? While this may seem like a piece of advice which can’t be followed by the people who need it most, it’s a good idea to keep it in mind while not panicking so you’ll be ready not to panic when a panic-inducing situation arises.
Sidenote: Someone came in this week asking if the sign guy still needs an apartment because she might have one available in a few months. She managed to be too soon and too late simultaneously. See, I knew I should have put up a sign that said “thanks for nothin, jerks” just so there was no confusion on my housing status afterward.